July 2011
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May 2011
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December 2010
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I'm stumbling upon the crazies today...
vehementdesire:
I hope you all enjoy as much as I did.
http://www.tightsalad.com/
Hooray! :)
November 2010
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October 2010
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The Next Generation?
I was certain (way before having kids) that our next generation was doomed because of the current generation of lazy or lack of parenting.
Now I wonder if we will see a generation of more sensitive or empathetic men from the surge of boys raised in single mother homes.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m still fairly certain the next generation is doomed, but maybe at least they’ll be...
September 2010
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Chat with a fellow bootcamper...
During ab challenge.
Camper: How do you get your butt up that high?
Me: It's just like during sex...
Camper: I'm old and married. I get away with headaches every night.
Me: Sounds fun... Maybe this will get the wheels going again.
Camper: OH. I think I remember now!!
Me: *wow, things to look forward to...
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WatchGPOYW - Vacation/Montana/Awesome BF-tastic!
This week is actually a video from Glendon featuring yours truly and my little one in Montana last weekend. Too sweet to not share. :)
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August 2010
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Flippin Baseball?
So, I’m not the biggest sports fan…. ok, that’s an extreme understatement. However, my dad, my little boys, and my boyfriend are all avid fans. Dad is Dodgers, boyfriend is Cubs, and Little Bit is the 51s (Vegas local team). I guess I better start drinking the Kool-Aid and pick a team (she types as she’s wearing a 51s tanktop, I mean, it is cute).
Off the see a game...
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Kids Galore... Enough Already!
I’m just gonna say it: I hate TV shows focusing on quantity of kids.
There are many “multiples” shows spanning across networks and targeting different viewers. For the love of all things holy, having kids is not a sport. Stop tuning into these crazy people that don’t seem to realize you can have relations without reproducing EVERY SINGLE TIME. At a certain point, maybe...
July 2010
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A Local's Journey in Vegas: Mandalay Bay
I rarely get down to the Strip on the weekends if it’s not work or drinking related, but today my 3 years old and I had a Mandalay Bay excursion. We went to the Mandalay Bay Shark Reef, lunched, and shopped. It was unexpectedly great.
The Shark Reef is $16.95 for adults ($3 off for locals) and kids under 13 are free. They offer the audio guided tour, sharks/fish/stingrays, and the...
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Very rarely does a song grab your heart, trace...
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What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?
Here's the enlightening conversation I had with my 3 year old son this morning heading to school.
Me: So, what do you want to be when you grow up?
King: A police dog.
Me: Oh, a police officer? That's really nice. Police officers help a lot of people.
King: No, no, no. A police dog.... like McGruff.
Me: Oh.... um, the dog?
King: Yeah, I want to wear his costume.
Me: That's interesting...
King: Yeah, his eyes don't move, he doesn't talk.
Me: (crickets, crickets) Look, we're at school now!
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Coincidence?... I think not.
So, last night I had a crazy dream about an owl flying around my bedroom, and I had to catch him and throw him outside. I hate birds, so this is not the best dream in the world.
Flash forward 21 hours… we just came home to a bird in the house, post-baseball game. Seems my cat Jesus is getting stronger with his toy choices.
EITHER WAY…. The Glendon had to put the live bird outside...
June 2010
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Spilling Beans... or Bikes.
Me: I know someone that has a 5th birthday right around the corner...
5yo: Oooh, me! Me!
Me: I know someone that has a fun present to open on their birthday....
3yo: Mom got you a new bike! It's got race cars on it! And a backpack!
5yo: Wow! Cool, Mom! Let's look at it now!!
Me: NO!! It's for your birthday. (although I guess it doesn't matter now)
Moral: Don't tell a 3 year old secrets.
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Flippin Thought Of The Day - Things I LIKE
I’m gonna start sharing things I like, however I will use my newly acquired sarcapsm tool to indicate irony.
THINGS I LIKE Part 1: Using terms such as “Self-Employed, In Between Jobs, or Stay-at-Home Parent” when one has not been a useful part of society for the better part of one’s life. Just use the term “A-hole”, it’s what everyone else thinks you...
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Cats that look like Hitler →
Cats make me laugh.
May 2010
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Post-Vacation Blues
Back to work on Mondays always means the post-vacation blues set in. Back to the day to day, no more sleeping in, no more gluttonous meals or mid-afternoon cocktails.
Such a great weekend in San Francisco. *le sigh
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Tough Decisions...
While I was on-set at Vegas Uncork’d on Friday night, I had to make a tough decision that I’m paying for today. I chose to throw away all 7 of my US Weekly and Life & Styles in my satchel to lighten my load for the next 5 hours. I was collecting them until I had a moment to relax and truly enjoy them.
Two days later, when I finally have the time to read them, I have nothing. No...
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Why Betty White is so Awesome.... →
Great read and I just had this conversation. Betty White is truly in a league of her own at this point. She is so lovable and hilarious, keeping herself relevant in a career of over 70 years. I can only hope I’m this awesome (and famous) at 88. Cheers to you, BW.
April 2010
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Before we had computers...
cheaperthanacupofjoe:
A cursor was somebody who used the f word.
An icon was somebody like Celine Dion.
A toolbar was a place where douchebags went to go drink.
Buffer was a term used to compare biceps.
RealPlayer was somebody who fooled around with multiple women.
AppleShare is what my Asian Mom used to say when there was only one apple left for me and my brother to eat.
It’s...
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Today is a dreaming day.
Spending some time relaxing and “day-dreaming”. Also catching up on Dr. Phil, who just said day-dreaming is healthy, important, and gets your wheels moving in the right direction.
I think I love Dr. Phil. Maybe he’s my own personal Jesus?