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Jul

What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?

Here's the enlightening conversation I had with my 3 year old son this morning heading to school.
Me:
So, what do you want to be when you grow up?
King:
A police dog.
Me:
Oh, a police officer? That's really nice. Police officers help a lot of people.
King:
No, no, no. A police dog.... like McGruff.
Me:
Oh.... um, the dog?
King:
Yeah, I want to wear his costume.
Me:
That's interesting...
King:
Yeah, his eyes don't move, he doesn't talk.
Me:
(crickets, crickets) Look, we're at school now!